One day when my children are grown ,and in therapy that heading will most likely be the opening to a session. Honestly though with my kids getting them to clean up after themselves is unheard of..so I saw a window of opportunity and jumped on it, they best reply.. my oldest son D says "can I eat them while I'm cleaning or do I have to wait? JUST TO CLEAR THE AIR I gave them a fresh pack just for putting them in the garbage. Spring break officially morphed my middle son into a small ball of terror.. I took them grocery shopping the other day( yes I actually have to take a few cleansing breathes and psych myself up a bit before I embark on "take the kids out" adventures) So they were really really good we did half of our shopping and took them to get their free cookies...and they turned on me.... like animals in the zoo, I was completely blindsided... the baby H started spitting gobs of cookie and drool out while while we walked and the middle starts hugging his brother suspiciously.... we get to the check out and I notice gobs of unknown substance in the baby's hair.. most of it appears to be mucus.. "eww What's in THE BACK OF H's hair?" B "ummm... it's boogers and snot, he did it must of wiped his nose in his hair".. Me "B did you do that to him" B " nope he's gross he did it himself and he also drooled on his back too!" Then B yells " mummy when your button is undone I can see your NIPPLE" " NOooo wait I have nipples you have boobies and a GINA" the elderly couple in front give me the disgusted look like OMG what are you teaching him.... it was so bad that I literally almost left the store in tears(wouldn't be the first time)
let me clear up the body part reference we have been teaching B body parts. Isn't it awesome how the only ones they seem to retain are the inappropriate ones, especially the inappropriate ones there older brother teaches them... and they bring them up when you are trying to demonstrate what a good parent you are like at preschool when you are saying I love you and bye and he yells " MUMMY you didn't wipe my bunghole good enough it's wet and itchy" and you pull a crocodile like move... lower your eyes, sink down as low as possible and slink out quietly.... those are the days I make my husband pick him up..
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