Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Mummy was having a girl but then she was born with a penis...

That shuts up the comments pretty fast.. My four year old son B. he's an old soul in a young body. I was complaining to my husband about people lack of tact when they see our family. I always get the same comments; "wow four boys hey", "Wow you have you hands full"," ohhh are you going to try for one more?" ..or my classic favorite : I guess we all know what you were trying for"
My favorite reply reserved especially for that last comment " well no the only thing I was trying for was a good time, and the only thing I was hoping for was my birth control pill to work"... I actually did have the guts to say that once, granted it was after a two hour shopping trip to super store and I was feeling the need for a stiff drink and a horse tranquilizer...let me tell you the shade of purple that woman achieved I have not seen again..well except for the time my husband decided to alter the grocery list with several "adult only products" and it fell accidentally into the hands of an unknowing do gooder..but that's a whole new story on it's own.
B. still isn't convinced his new brother isn't a girl, he figures in due time quote " his penis and stuff will fall off and he will get a bum in the front just like baby Gracie"...I'm probably going to keep a close eye on all the hedge trimmers and scissors in this house for the next few years.

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