Recently I was at the grocery store with my youngest son, I bribed him with fruit snacks in the car to stop him from screaming(yes I know mummy rule # 1 don't bribe with food)anyway we reached out destination in relatively good spirits. I took him out of his car seat and noticed low an behold a snack stuck to his back..I remember thinking "shoot I can't take him in the store with this on him" , so what did I do, I ate it, WHAT? yes I stuck it in my mouth, my new title human trash compactor. why didn't just flick it on the ground... honestly didn't even cross my mind... now weeks later I have noticed this wasn't a isolated event.. I have a problem, it makes me stop and question myself WHO HAVE I BECOME???
Here I am the person who couldn't even share a pop with my husband and now I have to control myself from eating that half chewed cookie that's just going to go to waste on the baby's high chair tray...ugg
I don't even hesitate to stick my finger in a diaper to see if it's clean or do the bum sniff.. really... I wear hats..A LOT..mostly because I am to lazy to brush my hair.. the day it become in style to wear your pajamas in public.. I may possibly stop dressing.. my oldest son is even catching on to who am am.. I told him I was going upstairs to get dressed and he said "why.. it's not like your going anywhere, you just want to make Daddy think that we did something today.." Did I mention I am a stay at home mum.. I literally don't talk to other adults all day.. my biggest excitement is observing my children.. and trust me it is exciting....
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