"Nope my mum can't anwser the phone, she's giving the baby the boob....you know titting the baby.."

And that was officially the last call we have had from a telemarketer. When I commented that D. (my oldest) could have answered the phone more appropriately he replied "well what do you want me to say? Your boob was out and the baby was on it?". How could I have known that by watching his mother Breast feed his three younger brothers would turn my child into such a cynic.
I have to say this summer is killing me, three children now that was a challenge, four is crazy town. When three kids get out of a car you smile at the parents..When you drag (kicking and screaming) four children from a vehicle it's like the world stops for a second, everyone stares, they might even point...well they might be pointing because I couldn't find the energy to get dressed.....or I finally lost my mind and forgot pants..hahaha
My forth son might be the straw that broke the "camels" back (by camel I mean me clearly) he is the most beautiful angel baby in the world BUT apparently someone forgot to give him the memo that he is in fact NOT a first child. I do NOT have undivided time and attention just for him, all day. He hates all other human beings, besides me(and I think he's only after me for the milk). His favorite past times include Alligator death role(while diaper changing) making this EHEHEHEHEHE noise when he is A: afraid or B: annoyed...or his new favorite "nnonononononon" which he does literally every time he doesn't want to do something, and it is usually accompanied by the stiff tummy out back arch.
I started a new home based business this summer! and we have had some HUGE dietary life style changes..so you can bet I have some interesting stories to share! more to come....I promise

Mummy was having a girl but then she was born with a penis...

That shuts up the comments pretty fast.. My four year old son B. he's an old soul in a young body. I was complaining to my husband about people lack of tact when they see our family. I always get the same comments; "wow four boys hey", "Wow you have you hands full"," ohhh are you going to try for one more?" ..or my classic favorite : I guess we all know what you were trying for"
My favorite reply reserved especially for that last comment " well no the only thing I was trying for was a good time, and the only thing I was hoping for was my birth control pill to work"... I actually did have the guts to say that once, granted it was after a two hour shopping trip to super store and I was feeling the need for a stiff drink and a horse tranquilizer...let me tell you the shade of purple that woman achieved I have not seen again..well except for the time my husband decided to alter the grocery list with several "adult only products" and it fell accidentally into the hands of an unknowing do gooder..but that's a whole new story on it's own.
B. still isn't convinced his new brother isn't a girl, he figures in due time quote " his penis and stuff will fall off and he will get a bum in the front just like baby Gracie"...I'm probably going to keep a close eye on all the hedge trimmers and scissors in this house for the next few years.